Tuesday, April 20, 2010

A Closet Cross Examination

DA: So Miss Bray, I see that your closet is quite...unorganized.

NB: Uhm...yes sir.

DA: I see here that you have repeatedly stored uncommon closet items in this space for several years now.

NB: Yes sir. I suppose I have.

DA: Do you not find anything odd about that?

NB: About what, sir?

DA: Miss Bray, could you tell me what this is?

NB: It is an unpacked box, sir.

DA: Hmm...suspicious. And could you tell me what is in it?

NB: Just some stuff from my old house.

DA: You mean to tell me that after living in this house for three and a half years, you still have not unpacked all of your belongings.

NB: I guess not.

DA: Hmm...suspicious. And these clothes...could you tell me where they were stored.

NB: I believe they were just sitting in my suitcase. Oh, and those were thrown on the shoe shelf. And that shirt was on the door knob.

DA: So it is true that you don't actually place things in your closet in a controlled manner?

NB: Well, yes.

DA: Upon entering your closet, we also found a roll of duct tape, an abandoned Mr. Potato Head, and a witch's hat. Tell me Miss Bray, are you a witch?

NB: Not that I know of.

DA: Well then why do you have a witches hat in your closet?

NB: I am not sure sir...

DA: Hmm...suspicious.

2 comments:

  1. Haha. I'm not sure how suspicious all of that looks unless I know who DA is... who would that be??

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  2. I get the feeling that I could have a whole bunch of fun exploring your closet.

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