DA: So Miss Bray, I see that your closet is quite...unorganized.
NB: Uhm...yes sir.
DA: I see here that you have repeatedly stored uncommon closet items in this space for several years now.
NB: Yes sir. I suppose I have.
DA: Do you not find anything odd about that?
NB: About what, sir?
DA: Miss Bray, could you tell me what this is?
NB: It is an unpacked box, sir.
DA: Hmm...suspicious. And could you tell me what is in it?
NB: Just some stuff from my old house.
DA: You mean to tell me that after living in this house for three and a half years, you still have not unpacked all of your belongings.
NB: I guess not.
DA: Hmm...suspicious. And these clothes...could you tell me where they were stored.
NB: I believe they were just sitting in my suitcase. Oh, and those were thrown on the shoe shelf. And that shirt was on the door knob.
DA: So it is true that you don't actually place things in your closet in a controlled manner?
NB: Well, yes.
DA: Upon entering your closet, we also found a roll of duct tape, an abandoned Mr. Potato Head, and a witch's hat. Tell me Miss Bray, are you a witch?
NB: Not that I know of.
DA: Well then why do you have a witches hat in your closet?
NB: I am not sure sir...
DA: Hmm...suspicious.
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Haha. I'm not sure how suspicious all of that looks unless I know who DA is... who would that be??
ReplyDeleteI get the feeling that I could have a whole bunch of fun exploring your closet.
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